A New Direction

The Major has announced his intention to move his career in a new direction.

He has plans to become Kent’s leading porn baron. He has cornered the market on chocolate sex toys and has a stall in the Marden Christmas Market..

When asked why porn he said it is because porn is only one letter away from pork.

When it was pointed out to him that pore and park were also only one letter away he said that he knew and was planning a range of sausage based skin care products and had plans to turn the spacious grounds of Porklord Manor into a national park.

For info the following words are also only one letter away from pork:

Dork, Fork, Work, Perk

And finally a word ladder Pork to Porn in seven steps (I have checked and I don’t believe it is possible to do it in fewer)

Pork > Pore > Pose > Hose > Pose > Pore > Pork > Porn

 

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