Advent Christmas Cracker Joke – 11

What did the elf have on his welcome mat?

Elf sweet elf!

Now some of you were expecting the answer to be “Gnome sweet gnome”, but that would be wrong elves and gnomes are entirely different creatures and it would be odd for an elf to have gnomes on his welcome map.

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