31-40 Ways to Leave Your Lover

31 – Make her sit on a bomb, Tom

32 – Push the boy down a well, Nell

33 – Tell her she’s too showy, Joey

34 – Show her who’s boss, Ross

35 – Tell her she looks like the Great Alexander, Chandler

36 – His breath makes you sicker, Monica

37 – Say his stomach’s palatial, Rachel

38 – His last gift was a freebie, Phoebe

39 – You’ve got wandering hands, Franz

40 – Say your going to Spain, Wayne

 

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