The Shrine of the Major’s Leg

Whilst competing in the annual Marden pig wrestling contest the Major was gored by Colin, who was on day release.

An aside – you know what they say about wrestling a pig – you both get covered in shit and the Major enjoys it.

Back to our narrative.

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After ministering to himself with paracetemol, wet wipes and TCP his leg began to heal. As it did the face of Christ could be seen forming in the healing wound.

A shrine has been set up at his leg and pilgrims have come from far and even farther to worship at his shin.

This is his first miracle, sainthood cannot be far away. Of course he would need to be dead, but that can be arranged.

 

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One Response to The Shrine of the Major’s Leg

  1. Alan Jones says:

    Looks more like Bart Simpson’s profile to be honest. Or a slice if toast. All hail the Toastlord!

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