Failed Drugs Test

Shocking news has emerged overnight of a failed drugs test in the highly competitive world of Technical Architecting.

A member of the crack (I think it was crack!) team recently transferred en bloc has failed a test for performance enhancing drugs.

Obviously it would be wrong to name the person but whoever he is it will come as a MAJOR shock.

The drugs involved include the steroid Porkalone and the human growth hormone Nandostyme.

Seb Coe has refused to comment on the grounds it is nothing to do with him.

David Cameron has refused to comments while he gets his tax affairs in order.

Jeremy Corbyn was prepared to comment but no one was interested in what he had to say.

Boris Johnson blamed the EU, while Nigel Farage blamed foreigners (but doesn’t he always)


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