Friday the 13th

I have recieved an “out-of-office” to an email I sent to The Major.

Further investigation shows that he is on holiday.

Imagine my surprise, he hasn’t mentioned this at all, I have checked with my colleague and none of them were aware either.

There is now speculation about where he has gone

  1. Detoxing at the Wings health club, an exclusive club based on the philisophy and cuisine of Linda McCartney.
  2. Cruising, “what on a boat I asked”, “…err, no…”. So watch out for him in a club or pub near you.
  3. He has taken to his bed in Marden and is crying himself to sleep at night wondering why people are so cruel to him.

When/if he returns we may find out.


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