The Major’s Cabin

Extraordinary news in the world of the Major. He has plans for his own Grand Design in his garden. He was explaining this morning how he was intent on building a 10m x 12m log cabin. We asked if he was sure as that seemed a little large to us.

“No, no” he insisted “10m x 12m”

Buts that’s 120 square metres we cried.

“Yes”

We paced it out to show just how big it would be.

Silence, minutes pass,

“Er, I’ve checked again, it’s 10ft by 12ft”

We shall be taking all of those comments about the size of his sausage with a pinch of salt.

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