Mrs Nicole Porklord

Like the Mormons and the Muslims and the bigamists members of the St John Ambulance are allowed more than one wife.

There are in fact allowed two, one in the St John Ambulance and one outside.

The Lieutenant Colonel has an extra incentive for going to Monaco now.

Since Nicole Schrodinger split with Lewis Hamilton she has been waiting in Monaco practicing her new signature:

Mrs Nicole Porklord

Over and over again.

Of course Mrs Lieutenant Colonel has also been practicing:

Mrs Shirley (Welcome to the new brunette) Hamilton.

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