ReturnOfTheJitsu made a surprise return to our lives last night. He came to the abode of the Infinitepirate to collect a parcel that he suspiciously had sent to Vauxhall.

Why we wondered, he no longer works there, he has no friends there and certainly no lovers.

All became clear when he explained to us how his grandfather was a Russian spy and had just received a medal from Vladimir Putin for his work in destabilising the Ukraine.

By my reckoning that makes him the 27th man.


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