Breakfast Roulette

Shocking news passed on the the Scotch Giant

1 in 10 sausages is infected with the Hepatitis E virus.

This means the the chances of the Lieutenant Colonel having Hepatitis E are, well pretty much 100%.

He has at least 10 sausages a day and 1 of those will be infected.

He has been ill over the last week or so as well (though he doesn’t like to talk about it)

When he sneezes the very earth trembles.

All Hail the Porklord, in his old man’s vest

For the seed of the Porklord is Strong


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