A Life on the Ocean Wave

Someone has told me that the Lieutenant Colonel’s ship, the HMS Fifi, has the largest anchor of any ocean going vessel.

I was shocked at the use of such intemperate language in the office and made this clear, that is no way to talk about the Porklord (all hail the Porklord in his old mans vest, for the seed of the Porklord is strong)

Imagine my embarrassment when I was told they had said anchor.

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