All hail the Sausage Lord

A picture of the shrine to Major Banger – all hail the Sausage Lord – Warden of the Banger – Psychopomp of the Sauce – Pork Based Emperor of the October Meadows – Voodoo Medic – Horselord of the Andain – Bicycle Repairman

From the Gospel of the Infinitepirate
“Our Sausage in heaven,
In sandwich be your fame.
Your ketchup come,
brown sauce is fun,
on eggs as it is on hash brown.
Give us this day our banger,
and give us our chipolata,
let us forgive the vegetarians.
lead them to sausage based enlightenment,
and deliver us our pork.”

 

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