October 26, 2016 Leave a comment
The Major has just told us that he is going deaf and blind.
He does play a mean pinball though.
Politically Correct Elitist
October 24, 2016 Leave a comment
Exciting Sunday dinner featuring the following
Algamja-gorim (braised baby potatoes)
Gaji Bokkeum (stir fried aubergines)
Spinach in a korean dressing
Bulgogi (Lorean BBQ beef)
Effectively a Korean Sunday roast – Beef, 2 veg, potatoes, Yorkshire pudding.
All made by me, all delicious.
Lovely company as well, Rose (of course), and Helen and Simon (sans Vietnam vet cat)
October 19, 2016 Leave a comment
I am the Master of Hobbies.
Today’s hobby is called “pushing a fat person down a hill”
For today’s hobby you will need a hill. I suggest going to the Observatory at Greenwich Park. Y0u will be able to get some fresh air at the same time. You will need a collection of foodstuffs to tempt the fat person. I use mini pork pies, Pringles and chunky Kit-Kats. You will also need a flask of weak lemon drink.
At the top of the hill lay out your foodstuffs in an enticing manner. Then sit on one of the many benches that are available. You can now have your weak lemon drink while waiting for the arrival of a fat person.
When the fat person arrives their chubby face will burst into a smile and they will exclaim “Ooh! look at all these lovely treats”.
When they bend to help themselves to the treats you must leap up and push them, hard!
They will start to roll down the hill in a most amusing manner.
I am the master of hobbies.
October 16, 2016 Leave a comment
Marcus Brigstocke at the Blackheath Halls
Really really good, better than I expected. First half a rant about Brexit second half more personal stuff.
Scarily (Rose “yes it was a bit scary”) I think the of all the comedians i’ve seen (and i’ve seen a lot) the one whose view of the world most lines up with mine.
October 15, 2016 Leave a comment
41 – Send her to Denver, John
42 – Just go to Houston, Whitney
43 – Runaway to Austin, Steve
44 – Get the train to Buffalo, Bill
45 – Get on that steamboat to Washington, Denzil
46 – Get the plane to Dublin, Dion
47 – Have some cake in Dundee, Angelo
48 – Start a fire in Phoenix, River
49 – Is it snowing in Crosby, Bing
50 – Wait ’til the flowers are in Bloom, Orlando
October 11, 2016 Leave a comment
31 – Make her sit on a bomb, Tom
32 – Push the boy down a well, Nell
33 – Tell her she’s too showy, Joey
34 – Show her who’s boss, Ross
35 – Tell her she looks like the Great Alexander, Chandler
36 – His breath makes you sicker, Monica
37 – Say his stomach’s palatial, Rachel
38 – His last gift was a freebie, Phoebe
39 – You’ve got wandering hands, Franz
40 – Say your going to Spain, Wayne
October 9, 2016 Leave a comment
After giving it long hard thought I am prepared to concede that there may be some immigration that I am opposed to; Daleks and Cybermen.
Though in fairness it would be wrong to judge any new Daleks or Cybermen trying to enter the country by the standards of their fellow “countrymen”.
So on balance I think I would be prepared to let them in.